It's Better Down Where It's Wetter
Octavius Aqueous
1589 - 1743 (circa)
1589 - 1743 (circa)
Octavius Aqueous was a prominent and influential writer and musical performer in the height of his popularity, and an incomprehensible mumbler and drunk during the times of greatest disparity. Due to his freak-like ninth tentacle he played many songs thought previously impossible by any underwater species, including other lesser Octipi. Many of Aqueous' dramatic tomes, dealing mainly with theories of liquidious philosophy, have been translated into many languages, including Planktonese. His infamous octavos, originally passed from fin to fin, have been collected into a now humorous anthology. The reach and grandeur of these undertakings have planted themselves in the imagination of many a generation of damp denizens. Aqueous' mysterious disappearance in 1743 is generally attributed to a CIA cover-up operation still debated today.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 7/12/2005 04:49:00 PM
6 Comments:
cool picture. Where did you find the information?
Posted by gnatish
where are your sources!!
Posted by Courtney
I don't have to site my sources when I am the source myself. Call me an autoleaker, or cronic bullshitter, or before a special congressional investigation panel, but it is the Truth.
Posted by Steve
apparently some people don't recognize your style. That is, your style of using big words strung together barely coherently which when picked apart really amounts to a lot of nonsense.
Posted by mandypants
I like him. Did you post this guy before though, because I swear I remember seeing him somewhere. That sentence was half question half speculation, does it need a question mark?
Posted by cory!
I will also swear that I did not post him before as I only finished him just a few days ago. However, he mgiht "look" like another framed drawing of an octopus that might be out there. I can't expect to be Holy original in this post-modern age. That is not an admittence of copying. If I did it was unintentional. Show me the proof.
Posted by Steve