Let's be Frank
This ends the first week of classes for me this sunny summer quarter. I decided to take a full compliment of three courses, thus making me a full-time student. This is significant for two reasons - 1) I probably will finish my MFA program a quarter early (winter) 2) It bores you to death. Like Frank.
Anyway, I am no longer a stay-at-home, Oprah-watchin', no-bathin', fat, stupid, appallingly ignorant slob like I used to be. Now I have responsibilities. I have classes for three hours a day, people. (three day weekends not included.) I have a part-time job, damn it. I am now a proud Oprah-watchin', no-bathin', fat, stupid, appallingly ignorant slob!
I also just discovered that I can watch all the best clips from The Daily Show on their website! I always knew that I didn't need cable. You can ask me if I have seen the latest promotional material on STELLA. Go ahead. . . I quadtriple dead dog dare you.
I also received in the mail today an informative textbook all about out great land. I will read it like the overly eager schoolboy I am.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 6/23/2005 06:09:00 PM
5 Comments:
I am soooo pissed, Steve. You wanna know why? My issue of SPIN came today and NO STELLA DISC FOR ME.
To add insult to injury, Bono is on the cover.
Posted by Alicia
Is Bono bad? Don't you know that Bono means good in celtic or latin or some other dumb, dead language? I guess that the Stella disc only went out a randumbly selected group of subscribers. You can watch the whole she-bang on their, or comedy centrals website, although. Or I could trade with you!!!!! Yea!!!!!!
Posted by Steve
Dear Mandy M.,
I hope you know that my mother reads this web publication. My sweet, sweet Mother. Your "comments" are unwelcome and offensive. In the future, I would thank you not to use the following terms ever again on the internet:
prosthetic
shorts
love
comedy
snowball
lips
pearl necklace
Ms. Murphy, my angelic Mother was almost a nun, and surely she fainted and required smelling salts after reading your odious diatribe.
Posted by Steve Haske
I think you just don't want your student discount to end.
Posted by Jeanette
I'm confused, am I really not supposed to say bad words? I don't know if I can do that. I mean, I'm just sitting here, my short shorts barely covering my prosthetic left leg, gazing at my lovely pearl necklace, licking my lips and thinking that there isn't a snowbally balls chance in hell that your comment was intended to be funny. Or is that just the comedy of Haske in full force again?
Posted by mandy