The Crantabulous Chris!

He once was a mere One. Then he was a Zero. Now, ladies and gentlemen, he has miraculously transformed himself, or at least a close facsimile, into a whole string of Ones and Zeros. Chris, one time cohabiter of my dear mother's lions, has gone digital. When faced with seemingly insurmountable odds, he has conquered the wilds with wondrous deeds and fantastic feats. He has given of himself and, incredibly, of Jose Saramago and Edward Gorey. He has accomplished what mere peons like you and me only dream of on cold, lonely nights or prolonged trips to the bathroom. Boys and girls, be prepared to be Amazed! Be prepared to be knocked off your socks! Be prepared to be completely unprepared for what you are about to experience. Introducing the astonishing, implausible, breathtaking, mind-boggling, and good web-experience of chrishaske.com.

(Who would say, "one time cohabiter of my dear mother's lions". That is really gross.)