Your Generosity is Quite Profitable
So I haven't been here in awhile. I apologize from the bottom of my heart. All the "real" fans of this blog have probably left the fold. Bye-bye. Well, know that it has gone both ways. My Blog reading regimen has suffered, and now my spare tire is growing. I'm a fatty. Call me, Fatty "Obese" McFatFat.
In the "real" news - there are only a few weeks of classes left for this quarter, and I think I'll make it. This is in spite of Dubya trying to ruin it all for me. (Why does he always try to ruin everything for me?) Well, even he can't get me down today. I rocked my Art History presentation like Bob Dylan (on a good day). I blew the roof off my collage piece like Axel Rose (of Guns N Roses fame). I set my guitar on fire like that Lenny Kravitz guy in a Baby Gap commercial. This is all incredibly true, except for the parts that aren't.
Kurt has prooven that old addage, "You can't beat an old lady with a stick, if you don't have a stick." No, wait, that's not it . . . Here it is, "Invest in generous friends who reward your kindness with Filet Mignon and art books." (hint, hint, Sara) Kurt stayed with us for one itty, bitty weekend and the time he fed us (nicely, too!) and charmed us with witty banter. We were sorry to see him go until, we found out that he would send us this book upon returning home. Hatch Show Poster Print Shop: The Book! is a fine example of rural, aural, choral Americana at it's most whoral. Oh, yeah! He also gave us a personally produced CD soundtrack to our lives. Very fine choices indeed, Mr. DJ! In conclusion, I would highly recomend Kurt Schlough as a weekend guest.
In the "real" news - there are only a few weeks of classes left for this quarter, and I think I'll make it. This is in spite of Dubya trying to ruin it all for me. (Why does he always try to ruin everything for me?) Well, even he can't get me down today. I rocked my Art History presentation like Bob Dylan (on a good day). I blew the roof off my collage piece like Axel Rose (of Guns N Roses fame). I set my guitar on fire like that Lenny Kravitz guy in a Baby Gap commercial. This is all incredibly true, except for the parts that aren't.
Kurt has prooven that old addage, "You can't beat an old lady with a stick, if you don't have a stick." No, wait, that's not it . . . Here it is, "Invest in generous friends who reward your kindness with Filet Mignon and art books." (hint, hint, Sara) Kurt stayed with us for one itty, bitty weekend and the time he fed us (nicely, too!) and charmed us with witty banter. We were sorry to see him go until, we found out that he would send us this book upon returning home. Hatch Show Poster Print Shop: The Book! is a fine example of rural, aural, choral Americana at it's most whoral. Oh, yeah! He also gave us a personally produced CD soundtrack to our lives. Very fine choices indeed, Mr. DJ! In conclusion, I would highly recomend Kurt Schlough as a weekend guest.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 11/04/2004 11:33:00 PM
3 Comments:
Oh! Back issues of Entertainment weekly!?! Really? That would be great enough to have me leafing all weekend and ignoring you. But then I would miss out on your "witty banter".
I would never invite an artist into my home, let alone one who is clearly influenced strongly by the firey depths of hell.
I don't think Kurt is here to defend himself, Mandy, from your meanitude. But he is still a fine human being, despite the fiery depths of hell (or edges of clouds).