4ft. 8.5in
Fade in on a dramatic shot of a space shuttle launch, smoke billowing.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" on the booster rockets.
Fade into a train coming out of a tunnel, camera pans above tracks.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" on the rails.
Fade to a British landscape with a horse drawn wagon on an old dirt road.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" between the wagon wheels.
The wagon rolls off into distance as the measurement mark floats above the rutts.
Fade to a new stone road when a lone roman chariot racing by.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" on the chariot wheels.
Fade to driver's perspective with two horse asses bouncing up and down.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" over the two asses.
Fade to black with sounds of shuttle launch.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" on the booster rockets.
Fade into a train coming out of a tunnel, camera pans above tracks.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" on the rails.
Fade to a British landscape with a horse drawn wagon on an old dirt road.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" between the wagon wheels.
The wagon rolls off into distance as the measurement mark floats above the rutts.
Fade to a new stone road when a lone roman chariot racing by.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" on the chariot wheels.
Fade to driver's perspective with two horse asses bouncing up and down.
Superimpose a measurement mark with "4ft. 8.5in" over the two asses.
Fade to black with sounds of shuttle launch.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 10/19/2004 10:13:00 AM
5 Comments:
I liked this. I liked the wagon and horsy parts the best. It made my brain hurt, though. An artificial stoning?
Wow. You guys are really smart. So, I guess, the morale of the story is that size matters?
Aparently Justin has a little pent up anger. But good for you for figuring it all out and explaining it to the nice people. I wouldn't have done such a bang up job, becuase I thought it was pretty clear to begin with. I guess I could have said, "Hey! Did you know . . ."
I hope it enhanced you marijawana experience. Know that you can always come to No Pants for exactly that.
I think Steve should broadcast it over his radio show on SCADradio. it would make great radio.
Maybe . . . someday . . .