Be Polite

You know what really gets me? When I ask politely for a favor and you rudely respond, "Weeeelllll, you could've said please." I'm sorry that I did not conform your magic word etiquette policy, but I believe that didn't spit in your face when I asked. In fact, you forced me to blabber on as you lamely looked at me, waiting for "please". I really wish I could have said, "No, no I couldn't have said please, bitch. Thank you so much for offering the scissors despite my incredibly rude approach, but no thank you. I would rather use my finger than help you feel superior." Unfortunately I am not that quick or RUDE, so I placatingly took the scissors as you towered above me. Sometimes I really hate myself for letting people get away with crap like that.