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Saturday, October 16, 2004
Halloween
This is a picture of the Haske kids, circa 1979. I'm the mysterious Red Batman. You were in so much trouble if you messed with our gang. We didn't need no stinking Robin.
Alls I knows is that I was just a wee little thing in October of 1979. Less than a Year and a Half. And I didn't think you were that much older than me. Unless you've lied to me all this years, just like batman has.
How could all of you have been so amazingly cute? What the hell happened? Although Tony still looks the same. I cannot be convinced that he wasn't born 6'6".
The love I feel for steve is far from sisterly, if you know what I mean. Actually it's more like, sandwicherly. Something more mundane and inocuous. And full of loathing. It's a lot like hate, actually.
Well, you guys never explained anything about the family relation. I seriously was convinced for awhile that Mandy was Steve's EX that he just had a friendly relation with... And then you started goin off on her once, and I was confused that you would be so openly jealous. Anyway, now that I am more aware of the relationship, I'll keep better track of this Family Internet Soap Opera.
I'm not steve's sister. Really, I'm not. It may seem that way at times but I'm not. Also, the brother I live with is my brother. Myles. Not steve's brother. My brother has a son, jack, and steve's brother has no sons. I have a sister. She is not steve's sister, I don't think. Although the resemblance is uncanny.
Yeah, I did think Marigold and Sara were sisters for awhile. But then Sara posted pictures of Hasmin and the two lovers. Even at a young age they were nibbling each other. Steve must really have something to turn gay into straight. Or maybe ... nah, we'll just leave it there.
12 Comments:
The "circa 1979" seems to be wrong. Are you sure?
I got that through Marigold's research. Although, not that you say, you are probably right. It is probably more like 81.
Alls I knows is that I was just a wee little thing in October of 1979. Less than a Year and a Half. And I didn't think you were that much older than me. Unless you've lied to me all this years, just like batman has.
How could all of you have been so amazingly cute? What the hell happened? Although Tony still looks the same. I cannot be convinced that he wasn't born 6'6".
I just realized that apants is your sister,
and she lives with your other brother Justin.
The love I feel for steve is far from sisterly, if you know what I mean. Actually it's more like, sandwicherly. Something more mundane and inocuous. And full of loathing. It's a lot like hate, actually.
What? What's wrong with you, Cory? Pay attention.
Well, you guys never explained anything about the family relation. I seriously was convinced for awhile that Mandy was Steve's EX that he just had a friendly relation with... And then you started goin off on her once, and I was confused that you would be so openly jealous. Anyway, now that I am more aware of the relationship, I'll keep better track of this Family Internet Soap Opera.
It does get confusing, sometimes. Jeanette thought that I was Marigold's sister for a while, and not her ex-lesbian lover.
I'm not steve's sister. Really, I'm not. It may seem that way at times but I'm not. Also, the brother I live with is my brother. Myles. Not steve's brother. My brother has a son, jack, and steve's brother has no sons. I have a sister. She is not steve's sister, I don't think. Although the resemblance is uncanny.
Yeah, I did think Marigold and Sara were sisters for awhile. But then Sara posted pictures of Hasmin and the two lovers. Even at a young age they were nibbling each other. Steve must really have something to turn gay into straight. Or maybe ... nah, we'll just leave it there.
I'm glad all you figured it all out. The one constant for everybody, no matter the relation, is that all of you are dear, dear enemies.