In Lieu of Steve, Marigold
Since Steve is so busy with School and The Ladies, I've decided to post for him. As his dutiful wife, it is my responsibility to keep his blog following from dwindling too much. So sit back and enjoy this edition of:
Hey There, Steve Haske, What's Swingin' With You?
by Steve's Wife
Steve spent this weekend preparing a term paper and oral (huh huh. oral.) presentation on Claes Oldenburg and his influence on humor in postmodern art. He was the first person in his class to present and he received an "A". In addition to this term paper (which comprises approximately 40% of his final grade in Contemporary Art History), Steve also completed an illustration of naked ladies playing volleyball in gouache (which should not be confused with gauche, even though, frankly, it is).
Steve rounded out his weekend by ignoring his sickly wife.
Today Steve tried to buy some beer in preparation for Sara's visit next weekend, but discovered that, in Georgia, one cannot buy alcohol on Election Day until after the polls close. Lest one get drunk and accidently vote for Bush.
Steve's current projects include: a collage of mosquitoes bombing Baghdad, test patches, an illustration for submission to a music magazine, and continuing to ignore his practically dead wife who may soon turn to other sources of "pleasure" (see Lyin' Eyes). Oh! except he did cook dinner tonight.
As of 9:32pm, Steve has not had a sucessful bowel movement today.
Or has he?
Fun Facts you may or may not know about Steve:
Steve was an "accident"
Steve has travelled in two regions of Canada, including the Toronto area and Vancouver. He is half Canook (maternal), and yet is surprisingly ambivilaent about mayonaisse.
Steve is a "butt" man
Steve has never smoked, or even puffed, a cigarette
Steve was 17 when he first kissed a girl on the tongue
Steve once peed in a laundry basket while sleepwalking. Also, one night while sleeping, he poked me in the butt and said "200 points" and giggled.
by Steve's Wife
Steve spent this weekend preparing a term paper and oral (huh huh. oral.) presentation on Claes Oldenburg and his influence on humor in postmodern art. He was the first person in his class to present and he received an "A". In addition to this term paper (which comprises approximately 40% of his final grade in Contemporary Art History), Steve also completed an illustration of naked ladies playing volleyball in gouache (which should not be confused with gauche, even though, frankly, it is).
Steve rounded out his weekend by ignoring his sickly wife.
Today Steve tried to buy some beer in preparation for Sara's visit next weekend, but discovered that, in Georgia, one cannot buy alcohol on Election Day until after the polls close. Lest one get drunk and accidently vote for Bush.
Steve's current projects include: a collage of mosquitoes bombing Baghdad, test patches, an illustration for submission to a music magazine, and continuing to ignore his practically dead wife who may soon turn to other sources of "pleasure" (see Lyin' Eyes). Oh! except he did cook dinner tonight.
As of 9:32pm, Steve has not had a sucessful bowel movement today.
Or has he?
Fun Facts you may or may not know about Steve:
Steve was an "accident"
Steve has travelled in two regions of Canada, including the Toronto area and Vancouver. He is half Canook (maternal), and yet is surprisingly ambivilaent about mayonaisse.
Steve is a "butt" man
Steve has never smoked, or even puffed, a cigarette
Steve was 17 when he first kissed a girl on the tongue
Steve once peed in a laundry basket while sleepwalking. Also, one night while sleeping, he poked me in the butt and said "200 points" and giggled.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 11/02/2004 08:42:00 PM
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