Sideshow Act

Marigold, love of my life, gave this book to me for our 4th anniversary yesterday - Carny Folk. It is a great book full of stories and pictures of "The world's weirdest sideshow acts" like Chang the Chinese Giant, JoJo the dog-faced boy, Sealo the seal boy, etc. Butt what am I to think of this highly romantic gift? Maybe I'm not strange enough for her tastes. Physically, I mean. Maybe I should start playing with acid or taking extra hormones. Or maybe, like in Geek Love, she wants our soon to be birthed children to be certified circus freaks. Who could not love a woman with such grand desires? She can read my inner, forbidden desires like an open book. An open book called "Carny Folk".

In other news, Arron Spencer Wilder, old dear friend o' mine, has started in near past a blog! We never would have predicted that he who is made of the very Earth would fall to such technological traps. See the eco-patriot wax on about this or that, with almost no typos or missing letters replaced by zeros. Hear the angst-filled, anti-corporate revolutionary tell anecdotes of his storied youth amongst the downtrodden and netherheard of this place we call America. Feel the energy and enthusiasm this modern Bacchus inserts into every manifesto he pens.