Handicapped Poop
Do you ever feel guilty about pooping in the only handicapped stall? Well, damn it, you shouldn't. You don't need a special sticker to poop on the cleanest, best stocked toilet in the place.
Still, I feel guilty about it. I envision a horrible wheelchair related pooping accident happening due to my selfish asshole. At least I wash my hands afterwards, like Pontius Pilote.
Still, I feel guilty about it. I envision a horrible wheelchair related pooping accident happening due to my selfish asshole. At least I wash my hands afterwards, like Pontius Pilote.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 9/28/2004 10:15:00 PM
4 Comments:
Yes, this one gets me. Even at the airport, when I'm lugging two suitcases and a purse around. The biggest stall is the handicapped AND it opens OUT which is much easier to get in and out of. Otherwise, you open the door, squeeze one suitcase in, then the next one, hang up my purse on the back of the door, shut the door, then one suitcase tips over. Trying to get out is even a bigger hassle.
I also like them because the toilet is taller. For me, that is a biggie. Because, on all other toilets I sit there like a grown up on a child's potty chair.
I like them because they give me plenty of room to spread my stink around.
I forgot about the door-swing issue, Jeanette, and you are completely correct.
Of course, the best place to poop is at home alone with the bathroom door open and the radio blasting and some great reading and a kitty curled up in your pants. Talk about spreading your stink around; there is no better way.
Why DO cats like to hang with you when you're on the shitter? I don't understand that.
Snug, my baby cat, has a phobia about when he's using his litter box. If I catch him, he runs away as fast as he can. Yet, if I'm taking care of business he's the first one to come *running* (yes, running) and hang out.