This Movie Is Not For You
We just went to see The Forgotten, starring The Bald Guy from ER who said "SHIT" or "BALLS" or something similarly shocking on prime time television. Hey! You think this is Steve writing this, but it's actually his very clever wife. Or is it? How could you ever now for sure?
Seriously, this movie falls apart in almost every way it could. Julianne Moore is good in it, but why? Didn't she read the script and say, "What kind of end is this? Is the writer some 5th grade Stephen King fan? Aliens? Seriously?" There were some good moments that make you jump, but Dragonfly (staring the glamorous Kevin Costner) had those too, and boy, did that suck. But at least that didn't involve Aliens. If you like lame, sentimental StarTrek movies without the costumes or phasors or spaceships or characters you might marginally care about or O'Hara, then this movie might be for you. Except you hate Gary Sinise, so forget it.
Seriously, this movie falls apart in almost every way it could. Julianne Moore is good in it, but why? Didn't she read the script and say, "What kind of end is this? Is the writer some 5th grade Stephen King fan? Aliens? Seriously?" There were some good moments that make you jump, but Dragonfly (staring the glamorous Kevin Costner) had those too, and boy, did that suck. But at least that didn't involve Aliens. If you like lame, sentimental StarTrek movies without the costumes or phasors or spaceships or characters you might marginally care about or O'Hara, then this movie might be for you. Except you hate Gary Sinise, so forget it.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 9/26/2004 09:44:00 PM
2 Comments:
Hmmm. You should write for this site. Asshole. Although I guess you did save me a good $7, because I do like Gary Sinise. Who hates Gary Sinise? That's so random. Unlike my hatred of Jennifer Jason Leigh. Oooh...hate, hate, hate.
Sorry for ruining it, but I think the writers did a better job of that than me. This movie isn't even a rental. It is best filed under: Forgotten.
I hate Gary Sinise because he has no legs!