Giving Thanks

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Yesterday is the day we celebrate getting a day off work. Except for those unlucky bastards who are too poor to have a decent job or inheritance and are forced to work. Let's all give thanks for them. And that we are not them. Yet. (When I say "we" I really mean, "me and my tapeworm" not any implication of "you". So relax. Unless "you" are like "me". In that case "we" should see a "doctor" about that worm.)