The Affair

Last night I cheated on Marigold with a different Marigold in a dream. I was feeling really guilty about cheating on her with another woman while it was happening. But then again, it was like this was just any other woman. It was Marigold I was fooling around with, just a different one. Still, I made an excuse to go to the bathroom and stare in the mirror. I was going to brake it off. But when I came out The Other Marigold knew what was up and blackmailed me by saying that she would tell The Real Marigold all about her and me if I called it off. I told her that I was going to tell The Real Marigold about The Other Marigold anyway, I couldn't live with this. So then she really turned on her charms, real sexy like, and I was too confused to do anything. So I woke up instead. Just like me to pussy foot out of a situation like that by waking up.

It's a good thing that I dreamed this and not Marigold. She would've been mad at me all day for having an affair with The Other Marigold. She wouldn't care that it was only a dream, I was cheating on her, damn it. But she doesn't know which Marigold she is. Only I know that.