Trash

The following account is an anthropological study that is purely objective and in no way makes any judgments on the subjects:

Marigold and I were driving to Michaels earlier tonight and saw a prime example of Trash driving an early eighties Ford Fiesta with a terribly spidered windshield and mismatched side panels. Three men were in the car and one female. The alpha male driving the "vehicle" was adorned in what must have only been shorts, because only a fine mist of dirty hair covered is upper half. As was the case with the two other, younger males in the back area of the Fiesta (aprox. 10 and 16 years old). It seems with this interesting group upper clothing on males is not encouraged. As is the case with cleanliness, as evidenced by earthy stains on face and body of said Trash. However, when possible, creative facial hair is, in fact, highly encouraged. Said facial hair does not have to be daily primed, and actually is more than likely not. The alpha male was sporting a fine "handlebar" mustache with long thick "lambchops" and the older son was seriously attempting a sprinkling follicle infection on both upper lip and chin. The Female, amazingly, did have a shirt on. The shirt, however, did not help her rather severe case of Ugly and Fat. She was further encouraging her fattiness and that of her younglings though McDonald's french fries.

Trash's healthiness was on full display as burning cigarettes hung from arms extended out the windows holes, and complete lack of vehicular restraint straps. Considering the precarious veering of the Fiesta, this seemed especially unwise.

Further examples of Trash can be see here.