F**k
Today Marigold and I had to get something notarized and then send it overnight. None of your business what it was. Anyway, the price of all this surprised me: $5 for the notary, and $24 for the overnight. "Shit." I said. "What a pain in the ass." Then for good measure I through in a few more shits. I don't think I said, "Fuck me in the goat ass, cock sucker." but it wouldn't surprise me.
Marigold kindly pointed out that my language was not very lady-like once we departed from the older, kind gentleman servicing us. I thought back over the experience, and promptly decided that she was in fact correct. My behavior was actually akin to one "Steve" I knew in high school who had a very dirty mouth outside of his mother's presence.
Therefore, I solemnly vow to seriously attempt less sailor talk.
I swear.
Marigold kindly pointed out that my language was not very lady-like once we departed from the older, kind gentleman servicing us. I thought back over the experience, and promptly decided that she was in fact correct. My behavior was actually akin to one "Steve" I knew in high school who had a very dirty mouth outside of his mother's presence.
Therefore, I solemnly vow to seriously attempt less sailor talk.
I swear.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 7/26/2004 11:19:00 AM
1 Comments:
Yes, but have you ever sent via FedEx true, genuine shit. It matters not that you can cuss the word. Until you actually overnight genuine poop, I am not impressed.