Justin Time
Happy birthday Justin!Justin is a Germanic sucker punch. His beard alone is more intelligent than the entire population of most citystates. Yet he still can't recall the contents of his medicine cabinet. A lifelong audiophile, Justin has no time to listen to any one song twice. Unless, of course, it contains references to overripe filk. One day Justin will write the next big summer blockbuster movie and forget he ever knew anybody. He will live in the desert with his wolf-hound, sipping frothy beer.
He has a wife. Like him, she is also a steamy, sexist taxidermist. Their San Diegan estate is the glamorous abode of such cosmopolitan antiques as The Curious Sofa and The Haunted Tea-Cozy. Or maybe not. But it does house an impressive DVD collection, some legal.
I'm proud to have Justin on my list of friends. And my list of things to do.
posted by Stephen "Steve" at 9/07/2005 01:44:00 PM
4 Comments:
Happy Barfday Yustin!!!! Steve, sometimes your writing sounds like mad libs.
Posted by mandy
Thanks geezers! Steve is still older than me, a fact that will always get me down. Mandrew is right that he thinks and writes in mad-lib format. He also makes love in the same manner.
What a silly picture, too. In fact it makes me look like a wild eyed lush, which is far far from the truth. I never touch the stuff, sir!
Posted by Justin
Oh! Yustin . . . the way you talk! By claiming that you never touch "stuff," are you saying that the picture is lying?
Is sounding like mad libs bad? Maybe it's you, Mandy. Maybe you read like an diabetic.
Posted by Steve
To do:
- Wash car
- File expense reports
- Justin
- Dry cleaning
Posted by Sean