New Job, New Quarter, Less Chris

Chris leaves in a few days, and that will cut both ways, like Bryan Adams' knife. We will have an early bird drive down to Jacksonville, FL on Thursday, and then back in time for first day of classes, rock 'n roll style. I am itching for them to start, so that I can get back to being a productive human being, like Yahoo Serious in his prime.

Like the hand-shake drugs I bought downtown, my new job was incredibly casual and lacking in responsibility. I sit butt down in a chair by the door, saying hi to the few people who might wonder in, "Yo, dawg." Yesterday, Al Franken laid it down harsh to the liars for seven hours straight, with a little internet thrown in. I guess this means approximately 15 hours of reading and internet porn per week. Which adds up to a whopping $75/week! That will more than handsomely pay off my consistent downtown drinking debt.