Saturday, August 14, 2004

Sexist

In an effort to redeem myself of the sexist stigma that has been brandished upon my person by those who will go unnamed, I have come up with a male character that I find equally, or perhaps, more despicable than Scarlett O'Hara. Spread the hate around evenly, some people say. (not me I am driven by Peace) It was hard work to think about deplorable male characters while the debate on Scarlett's poor morals raged, but I think I might have succeeded. The Devil. I can't think of any redeeming qualities that he possesses, and he has never thought of anybody's good will outside of himself. In fact, he tried to tempt Jesus (a man), of all people, away from his good deeds.

Some of you that are prone to argumentation might claim that The Devil is actually a woman, as suggested by popular media. This is a sexist agenda if I've ever seen one. Read your bible, people. Anybody who's anybody in the Bible, and The Devil was certainly somebody, was a man.

I think it was stated best in that most egalitarian of films, Spinal Tap:
Ian: Ah, shit. They are not gonna release the album...because they have decided that the cover is sexist.
Nigel: Well so what? What's wrong with being sexy?

2 Comments:

I've always said you were sexist. From the moment I met you. Hey so I took marigold's advice and started a blog. It is amandapants@blogspot.com. And it rocks. It is pull your pants down relevant and full of sharp wit and insight.

8/14/2004 11:31:00 PM  

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Sweet!

8/15/2004 12:26:00 AM  

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