Wow, I Wish I Could Speak Whale.

So the report on Mystery Men goes thus: Tom Waits, Tom Waits, Tom Waits. I didn't know he was in this movie until just before putting it in. How wonderful! How perplexing! Why the hell would Tom Waits play this dumbass role in this dumbass movie? Anyway, there he is delivering stupid lines to a bunch of stupid "Superheroes." I love it. It fits perfectly on our slowly building cinema shelf. I want the video/DVD shelf to show off my fine cultural taste, and my refined intelligence, yet spunky personality. So far here it is so far:

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (impatient fan edition)
Best In Show
Life of Brian
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
The Big Lebowski
The Muppets Take Manhattan (General Mills edition)
Muppets From Space
American Splendor
Great Martial Arts Movies (badly dubbed edition)
Chicago
Spiderman (Deluxe edition)
Kill Bill (Vol. 1 & 2)
Family Guy (Season 1 & 2)
Finding Nemo
Slaughterhouse Five
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
The Jerk
The Princess Bride
Gone With The Wind
Kathy Smith (New Yoga Basics & Peak Fat Burning)

and now: Mystery Men

On with movies: We are watching Finding Nemo tonight. I forgot how totally awesome this movie is. Pixar is the bestest animation company ever. Please give me a job, Pixar. I will be happy with you, not angy like at my last job.